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When a conversation is so loud and drunken that bystanders cannot ascertain in what language it is being conducted, it is said to be spoken in the Language of Fuck.
"Did you hear those two assholes last night?"
"Yeah, kept me up for an hour, what were they speaking, Arabic?"
"Sounded like the Language of Fuck to me..."
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The "r" language originated by the great Radafi that created it.
Radafi ris ra rest rerson rever.
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A kind of wierd form of english, used by canadians and americans. It is mostly normal, but with freakish words thrown in, like diaper, pacifier, fall, mom etc.
A dictionary of american-english should really exist by now.
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A mental disease in which a human cannot text or write properly.The so called "text language"
was originally a diabolical plan made by the illuminati, mainly aimed to brainwash the microscopic brains of urban teens and adults. It is currently known as the first step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" agreed upon by Jorge Bush, Barack Obama and other illuminati members.The next step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" is currently unknown to the public, but it is predicted to be far,far worse.
Text language is usually caused because of these four reasons:
1. Pure laziness
2. Because there friend does
3. Because they don't know how to spell the word
4. Because the illuminati are threatening them to kill them if they don't
The "text language" seems to not effect elderly (50+). There is currently no known cure for this disease, however it is rumored that if the patient is strongly separated from all urban activities (computer, phone, etc) for 10-20 years the patient will "forget" the "text language" this however has not been 100% proven and may require more years of isolation.
Normal Human: Dude why do you use that stupid text language? There's no point, it ruins the point of grammar, it corrupts our language, and most importantly it PISSES me off.
Infected Human: lol dood wtf u ragin about lol? i nlike u have a lfe and dnt hve tme t perfect my langag
Normal Human: You doche bag you can't spell for crap and you are brainwashed by the goddam illuminati
Infect Human: lol
Normal Human: you even reading?
Infected Human: lol ho r illumininati again?
Normal Human: *facepalm*
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When travelling/studying in a foreign country, people from that country come up to you to speak your language usually merely for the sake of showing off their language skills to you or for practicing.
We were walking down the street in China when this guy came up and started telling us all about China in broken English.
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simple language that is surprisingly hard to understand if you dont know it. Also called G language, caveman language, ugg language. All you have to do is put "uvag" before every vowel. So pasta = puvagastuvaga.
random person: i love huvaguvag language!
person 1: huvagelluvago, wuvagassuvagup duvagawg?
person 2: wth?
person 1: yuvagou uvagare uvaga uvagugluvagy buvagitch. *smiles sweetly*
person 2: hey, i have no idea what your saying, but thanks.
person 1: nuvago pruvagobluvagem, duvagumbuvagass.
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something that certain people just plain out have.
Mandy has such great pimp language.
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