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Praise Vickstar, Big Law has come to represent me in court!
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The belief that positive thoughts are magnets for positive life experiences and negative thoughts (i.e. the very cynical definition previously provided for this term) are magnets for negative life experiences.
Based on the law of attraction, if you have a specific desire and focus joyfully on that desire, it will be fulfilled.
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When the song my song comes on and you start dancing what your tongue out.
Akila's law was in full force at the party.
It is a law which states that when one person in a long term relationship is given any information, it can be assumed that both parties in the couple will have this same information due to their couplette-ness.
Due to Couplette's Law, both Jenny and Joe will know about my abortion even though I will only tell Jenny.
Caminsky's Law states that once a B-tier simp gets broken up with he must date the next girl he meets
"Why is Spencer dating that random girl? Claire broke up with him yesterday."
"Oh you know, Caminsky's Law so he had to date her right away."
The Law of Tinder states if a tinder profile contains a picture with 2 or more people and it's not obvious who the tinderee is, the owner of the account - in almost all cases - is the least attractive person in the picture.
"Hey, I can't tell who Danielle is from her pictures... Who do you think it is"
"Tinder's law man, it's that ugly one on the end"
A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.
After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.