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to have sex with one person and shortly after have sex with a different person.
G: not gonna lie homie, I fucked Susie last night. JJ: man...not gonna lie I fucked her right before I left. G: that bitch mixing flavors!
A group of bisexual girls (can be boys) who are still in the closet but confuses people
Boy1: I thought she was straight.
Boy2 : I thought she was gay.
Girl1: she must be a mixed berry .
Girl 2: her whole group is bisexual.
Boy2: They're mixed berries!
7-up with a shooter of everclear in it, mixed with a whole Real-Lemon container. Gets 2-3 people drunk for ~5$ each and tastes godly
yo lets go brew some crunk mix and get tanked for dirt cheap
When a woman is blind folded and a man of every ethnicity ejaculates into her. The ethnicity of the baby is unknown, resulting in a 'Mystery Mix'.
"I can't figure it out, is Deborah Japanese, Korean, Samoan, or...? She must be a mystery mix".
Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.
"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...
And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.
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Having sexual relations with a woman on her menstrual cycle.
"Hey man, what's wrong?"
"Last night I ended up mixing the koolaid..."
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Morgan: hi I like u and think we could work what do u think
Mollie: no sorry I like how we are now
2 days later:
Mollie: I like u but don't want a relationship rn
Morgan: ffs
Mollie likes Morgan but don't want a relationship currently sorry if this gives u mixed signals
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