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For instance I saw a nice looking young lady that I was attracted to sexually in the grocery part of Target. And I wanted to put my penis in her vagina, But I didn't tell her, and that my friends is the definition of a mother fuckin' gentlemen
T-pain and Lil Dicky are true motherfucking gentlemen.
Best line from Pulp Fiction.
English, motherfucker! Do- You- Speak- It?
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1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.
Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
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A punk motherfucker is a loser who thinks he is cool and talks the talk but just can't walk the walk.
Get outta my face you stupid punk motherfucker.
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One who is ridiculously smooth and overly attractive. They are very rare and scarce. They know exactly what to say and one. Always. They reel you in and make you want them because they are so nice and approachable. But do they want you? Probably not. Sly moterfuckers only want comparable sly motherfuckers. Sucks for you. Sly motherfuckers are often mixed race but may come in any colour. ***Note: When two sly motherfuckers procreate, the offspring is often flawlessly attractive and unimaginably smooth. In other words, a dirty sly motherfucker.
1: Jeremy is an example of a mixed race, sly motherfuckerrrr.
2: Kyrstin is a white sly motherfucker.
3: Carter is a DIRTY SLY motherfucker. Damn.
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Unlimited in this context means unstoppable, "motherfucker" names the object of the sentence, note that it is not meant to be offensive, or used to antagonize. "Motherfucker unlimited" is most frequently used as a compliment.
"Kendra did a back flip off a pick up truck, and immediately did a keg stand... Wtf..."
"Holy shit what, mother fucker unlimited!"
"Wait what does motherfucker unlimited mean?"
"Uhhh... Like she's cool? Unstoppable? Idk man, just feels good to say"
a person without a dick and is being an motherfucker at that point of time.
lance you fucking dickless motherfucker!!!