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a dumb, stuttering piece of shit with a penis curved at a 90 degree angle.
wow! that guy is a real zach murphy
The boss has god like qualities ruggedly handsome amazing at everything he does amazing in bed
God Zeus Wayne Gretsy Dan Murphy
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When you're doing your partner doggy style and right before you go, you take the palm of your hand and push your partners head into a flat surface.
I did the Charlie Murphy to my gal last night.
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A mixed drink consisting of Orange Soda and Vanilla Vodka on the rocks.
I asked for an Eddie Murphy and the bartender returned a blank stare.
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A man with very small penis and an insanly stretched asshole usually specialises in the teaching of Pubology and giving Russian men head. he has less hairs on his legs than in his asshole and lives in a caravan with his jipsy dildo assed family. And believes that marrying and having sex with farm animals is considered ok
"oh did you see that jim murphy the other day?"
"yeah, him and his jipsy dildo assed family,"
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A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.
I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.
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the best irish rock band ever fromed. out of south boston with screaming, meaningful lyrics you never ever get sick of. musical geniouses!
'the state of massachusetts' is the best song ever written by the dropkick murphys!!
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