somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

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Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.

Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.

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once you go black you'll never go back

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".

"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong it’s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. That’s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."

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Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

Once you go black you’ll never go back

If you start listening to black metal you can never again stomach normal metal bands like Slipknot and Metallica. The force of darkness is too powerful

Joey didn’t go to the Metallica concert on Saturday because he only listens to Burzum and Mayhem. “Once you go black you’ll never go back” , he said forcefully, before returning to carving a pentagram.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,

She was looking kinda dum..

Shreck: *Opens Door*

Everyone : Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

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once you go white, you'll never have to fight

this means that once an asian girl (usually in a relationship) has sexual intercourse with a white man, her relationship will be so much better with a white king to fuck and please her that she'll never have to fight with her husband again. the white master will make sure she knows her place along with her pathetic asian husband. there will be routine cuckold sessions where the asian man will watch in shock and disbelief with just how big the white master's cock is as he makes his girlfriend cum 3 times in only a few minutes.

the term was made in the late 70s during the vietnam war. as soon as an asian woman would have sex with a white man, it would fix all the problems she had with her husband - meaning she'd never have to fight/argue with her husband ever again. this just goes to show the superiority of big white superior alpha male manly cock.

lily chi to her asian friends: "hey let me tell you this girls: once you go white, you'll never have to fight."