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The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
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When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.
"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"
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A womans vagina. Salmon as in, it is reminiscent of a fish smell, and is pink like salmon meat. Hole, because it is a hole.
I wouldn't mind waking up balls deep in her salmon hole.
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When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.
Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.
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When someone eats a full can of canned salmon and subsequently drops a giant, disguting shit in the communal bathroom that clears the shared space. The dwellers fighting to escape the shared space resembles salmon spawning upstream
"Anjewl just salmon bombed the apartment, don't go in there."
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The stench of unwashed testicles post sex.
Billy regretted not having shower before seeing the physiotherapist, knowing that they would soon be gagging on the smell of his salmon-balls.
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A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.
Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up
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