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That post-orgasm feeling where your legs give up being legs.
"Bro she was so tight I got total squid limbs"
" Hey bud, I'm just going outside to crush a Squid."
"brb, crushing a squid"
Also see: dart, sagrit, cigarette, Sheag
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A person who responds to anonymous sex/casual hookup ads posted on-line. Can be used in a general sense to describe people of either sex seeking either gay or straight sex, but is more commonly used to refer to older gay men responding to ads posted by younger men, whether or not they expect some kind of compensation.
A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."
Ted needed some extra cash and also was hoping to meet someone who could maybe point him to a better job, so he posted a few ads on Craigslist, trawling for squid. But with his lousy luck, he got busted by an undercover statie when he went to go blow some dude at a highway reststop.
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Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.
Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
The most useless Mob to ever exist literally just a retexture of the normal squid. The glow squid doesn't hypnotize you (google it if you don't believe me), it doesn't actually glow but the texture just doesn't get dark, the only other drop it has besides ink sacs is prismarine shards.
The Glow Squid shouldn't have won the mob vote since it is useless.
Also yes I am salty about the Glow Squid winning and I hope everyone who voted for it regrets it.
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A fictional band within the Splatoon universe. Commonly asserted with the best shit ever for musical purposes.
The band consists of two Inkling Girls, Callie and Marie. The genre of the music is usually Electronical Pop but can sometimes vary.
Person #1 : What musical bands do you listen to?
Person #2 : Squid Sisters. 'Nuff said. #squidsistersforlife
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A netflix show released in 2021
Plot: Hundreds of people with financial difficulties accept a strange invitation to a survival game. A millionaire prize awaits them, but the people that have done the game are playing too. Playing with the contestants lives.
Example:
+Have you watched The Squid Game?
-No, i still don't have time.
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