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lol if you struggle with anything Christian girls won't want you
"can you come shopping with me"
man-"sorry i am a bit behind on the bible, im struggling wiht the whole moses bit"
"oh you're struggling?"
man-"no no not like mister struggle"
*wife leaves*
The poor man's version of Pancakes, made with: Buttered Toast, Syrup, and Cinnamon for a added flavour.
Marcy: "Aye, I heard that Vince ate Struggle Cakes again."
Wifey: "Damn, I never knew that he was THAT poor."
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1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
The act of convincing a spouse or significant other to give you sexual services and if denied taking it anyway
"no, we haven't had a night alone without the kids in forever so you giving it out or we having a snuggle struggle?"
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Having a hard time with something, completely struggling at accomplishing easy ass tasks.
When your completely tits for tits
Connor McCarthy just did a horse-shoe and can't even stand.
Mike Zaccardo: Dude Connor McCarthy is struggling!
Rev: Awe man your strugglin.
Logan Morello: aight, you deserve a forehead slap.
Man your struggling
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A man who believes that anything that thinks his life is much harder and different to those around him
Man I really hate that guy, all he speaks about are things that annoy him, he's such a Mr Struggle.
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"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.
Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
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