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toilet tricks

Any sexual act on a toilet

Me and me girl did toilet tricks last night.

by Trome November 30, 2017


peace toilet

When your body is in pain for any reason (drinking, drugs, bad food, sick) you might need peace toilet when you spend anywhere from a few minutes to hours, ideally naked, on the toilet with no interruptions.

my body is not happy, I am going to the peace toilet and I don't know how long I'll be!

by mcd0we11 March 4, 2011


toilet rocker

A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.

Do not let that person use your toilet they are a toilet rocker and may break your toilet.

by bhcrypto August 19, 2013


School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.

Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020


Toilet Game

A game of any kind that may be played using one hand; therefore leaving one hand free to brace yourself, wipe etc

Dude! Have you tired that new game?!? It is a good TOILET GAME

by Sir Wellington the Third January 1, 2017


toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode

projectile dirrrhea

by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003


Mystic Toilet

Mystic Toilet is an informal and, occasionally, affectionate nickname used by the Guild Wars 2 community to descibe the Mystic Forge. The etymology of the name should be self-explanatory: Using the Forge generally feels like throwing money down the drain.

I've put 800 exotic Greatswords in the Mystic Toilet. Still no Dawn or Dusk.

by Aendaeron Bluescale November 24, 2013