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A hand job that goes on too long.
After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.
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When dating if you have sex with a woman more then five times she considers you two to be in a relationship. No matter from the outset it was agreed upon there were no strings attached there are still strings attached whether the male thinks so or not.
Dude, you slept with her how many times? You shoulda stuck to the hand rule!
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When one's hands are constantly covered in marker ink, paint, and other mediums that don't always wash off well with soap and water; commonly seen in kindergartners.
BILLY, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE FURNITURE WITH THOSE ARTIST'S HANDS!!!
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when you can play with slime without it getting stuck to your hands
she can’t touch the slime because she doesn’t have slime hands
A condition where the muscles in your hands tense up due to intensive laughter. It is an inconvenience when writing or texting but it actually means you are in a state of joy.
Person 1:
*tells a hilarious joke*
Person 2:
hahah omfg now I have laughy hands!
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Ammount of crud, largely fat based skin residue appearing on computer components, such as a keyboard or mice.
take a look at your keyboard of mice, and see the grey-brown-blacksich dirt on it, that is hand salsa.
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A handjob performed on yourself but referred to as a person.
My wife is away for a week, so it's just me and my good friend Hand Solo for a while.
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