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A person who knows nothing ACCURATE about the subject being discussed but is compelled to add inaccurate information to the conversation or disagree for an unfounded reason.
Bill is the biggest thinking moron in our group. The fucker adds nothing but stupid and inaccurate bullshit to our discussions.
1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations
2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.
1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.
2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky
When at work you take an extra long bathroom break to enjoy some alone time.
I'll be back in an hour or so, I gotta go stink and think.
thinking a lot, Think carefully
we will keep up our thinking hats about it
a bowel movement that is taken when one has a tough problem that needs to be solved and a solution can only be found with 10 or more minutes of un-interrupted minutes on the toilet.
Anthony had a tough assignment at work, he promptly went to the bathroom to take a think dump.
To Think Egg you must
1: Think about Egg
2: Get a frontal lobe lobotomy
3: Now there is only egg...
I had hole drill in head me Think Egg now, me only Think Egg.
Thinking London is the mindset that people from the capital have. Nothing is better than London, nothing is bigger than London. Other British cities are silly, they all have funny accents and they don't pay £9.80 for a large glass of wine. London is best.
"Shall we go to Manchester for a weekend?"
"But they're all poor up North."
"Yeah and they smell like chips."
"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."