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A show about a robot is high school. This show is considered an underated. The show is pretty decent but gets really stupid.
My life as a teenage robot has the same story line always battling the enemy and winning. The show trys to be funny but it's stupid gay jokes
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When you are feeling depressed and a good song comes on the radio that cheers you up instantly. Originating from the Bon Jovi song, "The Radio Saved My Life."
I was feeling down in the dumps last night when the radio saved my life.
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(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.
If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.
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When someone makes you quit having sex because your too obsessed with powerballing
You: Dude, how sad my life
Him: Ha sucks for you, you must like powerballing
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All of those little things - errands, forms, notes, crap - that seem to totally eat up your day. None of it is exciting and you can't quite believe that at the end of the day, you've nothing to show for it.
"What did you do today, honey?"
"The bank, the carwash, the drycleaners, the drugstore, then back to the bank. It's so boring, I can't talk about it because I get depressed. It's the minutiae that ate my life."
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Recession speak for "I've been out of work for some time and am bumming around looking for the end of the rainbow while pretending to be cool and in-charge so as not to bruise my fragile over inflated ego"
Office Drone: "Hey bud, how's it going with you?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"
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The opposite of "I love my life".
Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"
Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"
You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
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