Pelvic Thrust Thursday

Its pretty self explanatory.

You greet your friends with a pelvic thrust rather than a handshake.

"I pledge allegiance to pelvic thrust Thursday!"

"Happy pelvic thrust Thursday!"

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sudden poop thrust

when you all the sudden get the urge to poop... and there is no way you can hold it.

Brian: So I was just at the mall trying on clothes, and got a sudden poop thrust and just knew i had to crap immediately. Man, it came out of nowhere!

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Flying Pelvic Thrust

The action of jumping and shoving your penis into your victims unsuspecting face.

Person 1: Hey blank wanna hug
Person 2: Flying pelvic thrust
Person 1: WTF man

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Croatian butter thrust

The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.

John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!

Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!

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Judo Cunt Thrust

A sexual maneuver in which you take your ring and middle finger and shove them up a girl's vag curving your fingers until you hit the g-spot and then lifting her in that way 8 or more inches off of the surface on which you are frolicking

I had this girl in my car and I Judo Cunt Thrusted her so hard she hit the ceiling

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saitan thrust

when a guy works out for 11 teen years striaght then gets rele worked up about fucking a girl and is so excited and full of energy that he thrusts her so hard her pelvis breaks (the thrust is so powerful thats it seems like the person called apon saitanic powers)

oh man i gave ur mom a saitan thrust last night and now shes in the hospital

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Three Thrust Rule

If there is more than three thrusts then it counts as sex. Anyless then it oesn't count.

He thrusted once but it hurt too much so i'm still a virgin.
Yeahh mate three thrust rule.

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