tick-tock

Female masturbation. Probably derived from the sound of a finger moving quickly and rhythmically inside a wet taco.

Little McCormick, lay down for her lettuce lick.
While eating young Marsha’s pie
She stuck in her thumb, and tick-tocked Miss Plumb
And said, Ooooohhhhhhhh, spank me hard, you dirty bi*ch, make me squirt, harder, ooooohhh that’s it, don’t stop, AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH.

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Wait a tick

Hang on a tick.

Used to signal the silence of others to give time to think for a tick.

Wait a tick... if the little hand is on the 8... and the big hand is on the 12... it must be... HALF PAST FIVE!

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beer tick

Someone guzzling or nursing a bottle of beer. Looks like a tick gorging (getting fatter) as it sucks down the beer.

Look at those beer ticks over there.

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dinosaur tick

The nipple of a large tit, large areola

Cindy has a hella set of dinosaur ticks

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flap ticks

A creature that dwells amongst the flappy bits inside your pants.

Holy motherfuck! a tick in your flaps! I'll call that 'flap ticks'!

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ideal-tick

you can not shoot back im on a 15 killstreak so ez loolol 111

this ideal-tick shitter needs to fuck off before i kms

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durbo tick

A durbo tick is basically a turbo dick but so much better. Usually seen in a bungalow and on a lad with ripped skinny jeans

She's been in a coma for 3 weeks!

I'm not surprised he hit her up with the durbo tick!

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