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Toast. With butter on it.
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
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Untoasted toast is toast that has been untoasted to toast but is untoasted toast. GET TOASTED
Me: Can i have some untoasted toast
Friend: sorry bro I only got toast
Toast that is made on a boat, without a toaster or a grill.
Toast made in a frying pan buttered on both sides. Ooooosh there's my boat toast
Hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it's outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.
The teacher has toast hair.
"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"
"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"
A game popular among teenagers. It is usually played in a small group. Each person, on their turn, has the choice of answering an awkward question. If they don't want to, then the other people in the group select something horrible for the person to do with a piece of toast. For example, they might have to dip part of the toast in flat soda, melt chocolate on that part, microwave the toast, and then take a bite. The same piece of toast is used for the entire game. So, continuing the example, the next person might have to rub the bread in the soles of everyone's shoes, then bite the side containing a piece of melted chocolate.
James, Barney, John, Doug, and Mickey all felt slightly sick after an intense game of Truth or Toast. Barney refused to answer when James asked him about his masturbation habits, so they made Barney dip a good portion of the bread into John's mother's fishtank. Then, when Doug refused to answer a question, James made him light the toast on fire with his Zippo. It didn't stay lit very long due to it still being wet from the water from the tank, so James's turn wasn't too bad, and he just took a bite from an untouched portion of the toast.
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The thing you spread penis butter on
im glad i had some "vagina toast" to put my penis butter on.
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The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique
As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.