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The use of a frozen banana to pleasure oneself.
Guy #1: Hey did you hear Thomas is totally gay?
Guy #2: Yeah, he even tried the tropical icicle!
Tropical Peppermint is like the modern day table of Christ.
paper that smells like paradise, mostly used for soap bars and bathroom stuff
Person: *sniffs soap bar that hasnt been opened*
Person: oh my god, its tropical paper
A righteous, confident individual who does not use emojis while standing their ground.
Example:
Jakob (boy you have no time for): I’m going to fold you up like a lawn chair”
Emily (bad bitch from the tropics): “I would rather not”
Solid group of mfs (except Mia), mfs that keep the store running and in good condition even tho they the worst store of all the tropical smoothies in illinois
First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem
Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,
The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
“Have you been to tropical smoothie cafe?”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.
I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.
Tropical Pusy is an uncommon form of masterbation in which one or more men chop the top and bottom portions of a pineapple. The user then proceeds to cut a hole through the center of the pineapple and proceeds to insert his penis into the pineapple. The pineapple simulats a female vagina.
"Yo, when my mom left the house, you know i got that tropical pusy!"
"My girlfriend left me, but at least i have my tropical pusy."
Related to: grapefruiting, jerking off, pocket pusy.