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What a fisherman brings home to his girlfriend or wife to eat when he doesn't catch a fish. (His penis)
Honey, I'm home from fishing. I hope your in the mood for trouser-trout, I just got done cleaning it. It's alright with me if you want to share it with your girl friend.
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when you put cranberry sauce on a girls pussy and then slap it with a trout, lick the sauce off then slide in your cock.
i gave that bitch a serious sloppy trout last night. it was delicious.
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1. The act of bludgeoning someone or something with a trout.
johnny stepped out of line so bobby trout slapped him
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You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.
Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.
Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"
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A brown object floating in the River Mersey - Liverpool (a Poo)
I saw a massive Mersey Trout today - with Sweetcorn eyes!
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The only time a Singaporean is capable of forming a complete English sentence on IRC
* Singaporean1 slaps Singaporean2 around a bit with a large trout
<Singaporean2> wah liew siao eh trout slap me 4 wad sia
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