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After making truffle butter and it on ya nuts then drag it across her face
The other day Johnny did the truffle drag on me.
During sex when a fat girl is on top and out of breath. Similar to the sound of a pig hunting for truffle mushrooms in the forest.
That chick was truffle huffing hard last night in bed.
Whilst licking your Mrs turd cutter you can also do her a favour by seeing if she has started getting the farmer Giles yet
"Babe wanna go truffle hunting tonight ? I'm sure my turd cutter is unusually itchy"
The funk found underneath the balls near the taint of an un-washed male.
After several days without a shower, I could smell the distinctive Black Truffle funk lingering up from under my balls when ever i un zipped to take a piss. A quick scratch and sniff of my taint confirmed it in fact was there.
When eating truffles gives you an orgasm.
Oh my god did you see Courtney’s truffle face last night?! We can’t go into that restaurant ever again...
The articles of printed pornography found by chance in woods and waste ground by British children in the pre-internet age.
Where'd you get that mucky mag?
It's a porn truffle I found down in the woods.
Two girls one guy stacked the girls on their knees on top of each other a to m d to p!
Had the best night of my life doing the roughly truffle.