Turbo Mode

A state of pure excitement so intense that individuals that enter this state are not accountable for, and oftentimes will not remember their actions.

"After the Chevelle concert, I went into turbo mode and blacked out. The next thing I knew I was gnawing on the bones of a large mammal, I think it was a cougar."

or

Guy 1: "Dude, what the hell, last night you beat the shit out of me and pissed on my car"
Guy 2: "Did I? Sorry man, I had just gotten paid and I was in turbo mode"
Guy 1: "Oh, you were in turbo mode, it's cool then"

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turbo fag

One who exceeds beyond even his own perceieved limitations of homosexual prowess.

"I'm simply gobsmacked at how much of turbo fag you can be!"

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Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

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turbo slag

The lag a man observes in his girlfriends walking when she sees a turbo charged vehicle (Eg: Lada Niva 1600 Turbo), as she is impressed with the car, which is far superior to her boyfriends shitbox (Eg: Mazda 2), and would like to run off with the driver. A play on the technical term "Turbo Lag" which refers to the time between the accelerator being used, and exhaust gasses creating boost through use of a turbine

1) Ben: Man,i was walking with Shazza the other day and she saw Julian drive past in the Lada Niva 1600 Turbo. She was getting epic Turbo Slag

2) I had doubts about my girlfriend liking me when she was getting really heavy Turbo Slag over Robbo's WRX, and when his blowoff valve went i knew i had lost her

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turbo gay

Something extremely gay. Gay to the next level + 1.

The receiving end of being pwnd.

I can't believe he shot me from across the map. That was turbo gay!

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Turbo-Nerd

someone who goes above and beyond regular nerds. Is someone that regular nerds strive to be

Obaid is the king of all turbo-nerds

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turbo toot

a fart that smells like rotten eggs and lingers around for a while.

People literaly choked because the air was so think from Ted's turbo toot.

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