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Twit Pic Fake Out

When you scroll down your twitter timeline and see a very attractive person's "twit pic" and you click on their profile to get a better look at them, to come to find that they are not as "Attractive" as they looked from your timeline.

Boy 1 (on twitter): Oh wow she's kinda cute.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.

by Skillett1121 July 10, 2012

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i am a little twit

Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.

Because I am a little twit, I accidentally clicked Download New Works.

by Gn Leumassy November 30, 2020


Clitwit (also Clit Twit)

The Female equivalent of calling a member of the Male gender a 'Bellend'.

Can also be used to describe someone who has no idea what they're doing when it comes to the Female genitalia

Kate - "That Woman is such a Bell End"

Dulcie - "Wait that doesn't work, what's the Female equivalent of a Bell End?"

Chuck - "I think you'll find that's a Clitwit (also Clit Twit)"

by Chuckito Supreme May 10, 2017


pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.

Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.

by Ashm33r October 16, 2006

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gender twit

When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.

So now the gender twits want to change sign language because it's to MAN skewed!

by rockNrollTUFFguy February 27, 2018


Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.

The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.

by November 13, 2020

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twit wheel

Donald Trump

What a twit wheel

by CousinJonathan July 26, 2017