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A sexy carpenter and host of extreme makeover: home edition, aka: a great guy.
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Having sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
"Jena and I fucked on her period, best way for soul tying."
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Fun-ty: When something is more than funny but can't be compared to something else. Instead of saying funnier use fun-ty.
He: tells a really funny joke.
Me: haha that's fun-ty
Something, losers say, when their comments get more than 100 likes.
Person 1: Comments a joke that gets 100 likes
Person 1: “Omg! Ty for the likes!
An American Major League Baseball (MLB) outfielder, born in rural Narrows, Georgia, with the highest batting average, who, unfortunately, has been slandered as a racist murderer, who would sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players by fake author, who was actually prohibited from ever writing again because of his false claims about Ty Cobb, Al Stump. Those accusations couldn't be further from the truth.
Ty Cobb was the exact opposite of what brainwashed non-researching people call him, Ty Cobb was not a racist murderer, in fact, he constantly advocated the integration of black and white baseball teams and when he died many black people praised him for that. He never stabbed a waited for being black, it was a white guy, a hotel night guard, and he didn't stab him he just scuffled with him. Al Stump was a journalist who didn't like him and made these things up and printed them as facts. He also didn't sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players.
Because fuck you. That's why.
Complete dismissal of you and your question/concerns.
Hey, Post Office, why is my package two days late?
BCFU. TY