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Among Us

Decent game but it won't leave my recommended.

Guy 1: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 2: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 3: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 4: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 5: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 6: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 7: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 8: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 9: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 10: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 11: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 12: Yo have you heard of Among Us?

Me: shut up

by Sack o' Flaps November 23, 2020


Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.

1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009


US Government

A government who only cares about the rich people in society and donยดt give a shit about anybody else. they are most commonly known for governing the worst country in the world, wire-tapping its citizens, killing its citizens and ignore black people. To join the party you must be in position of huge amounts of money and a bad mind set, people cannot vote if they are imprisoned, have been imprisoned, have had any criminal activity or tried making the world a better place whilst downloading too many expensive files from Jstor. Furthermore the government itยดs guilty of credit-fraud and numerous war-crimes, it has left the country in gigantic debt and is single-handed responsible for the drug wars in Mexico due to the prohibition of Marijuana, They are exceptional good at imprisoning their own citizens for stupid reason and show no interest whatsoever to make the world nor the country a better place to live.

Quiz host: What is the absolute worst government in the world.
Contestant 1: The US government?
Quiz host: correct!

by TheEnglishDane August 9, 2015

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Wrong uses for this

Promoting the names of personal acquaintances in the hope of getting attention. Stop posting definitions of your personal acquaintances

Seriously, these 1,000 definitions about Liza are clogging up the artery that is urbandictionary.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

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among us

the game that destroys friendships, in which you aim to kill your bestfriend first because you are on facetime and you told them you were a crewmate.

AMONG US is the game used to kill and get out rage.

by RandomCrazyWeirdo October 29, 2020

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Used Engine

A recently acquired girlfriend who is already impregnated by someone else.

Dude, check out my new girlfriend!

Aww man, she's pregnant! You just got yourself a used engine!

by Aliky February 19, 2010


goodbye to us

Goodbye to you

Atomic Shrimp: "Goodbye to us means goodbye to you"

by Josh Scribe November 30, 2021