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Velvet Cake

Red on the inside, white on the outside = A white person who does things like native Americans do.

He's a Velvet Cake, isn't he? White on the outside, red on the inside.

by Shiine-1 March 14, 2022

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velvet coinpurse

The freshly shaved scrotum.

Feel that sack, it feels like a velvet coinpurse.

by Boomer0404 July 7, 2017


velvet yeti

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.

"How'd you get that rash?" "I was attacked by a velvet yeti last night."

by ClamBake1 April 4, 2017


velvet devotion

A drink that a fruity man orders at the coffee stand

You know how sweet I like it, I need that velvet devotion

by Ferralbudgoblin June 16, 2023


Velvet Triangle

Busting a nut down a girl's throat, in her vag, and in her ass in the same day

We have a great day together, she received the Velvet Triangle Award!

by Pohnjarker February 28, 2023


Velvet Cantina

Pet name for a Mexican vagina.

Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.

by dirtylarry September 3, 2009


Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 15, 2016