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1. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
1. I am a virgin because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a virgin! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like virgins, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a virgin because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
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Someone who doesn't give a fuck.
Thought to be an endangered species, with fewer and fewer of them in high school and even middle school with each passing set of students.
"Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence."
"I remember a girl named Virginia. We called her 'Virgin', for short, but not for long."
"Virgin + Mother = Virgin Mother = Oxymoron."
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Something that disappeared from America long ago.
Tessa: I lost my virginity yesterday!
Bob: Aren't you thirteen?
Tess: Going on fourteen!
Bob: Slut.
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someone who hasnt had sex yet, often seen as beautiful and rare, people may remain virgins because of
1.relegion
2. because they dont want to wreck their family when they grow up
3. they dont want to get pregnant and quit school
4. they dont want to get an std (sexually transmitted disease (some of which can kill you, and stay with you forever
5.they dont want to get caught
they dont want to get hurt physically or emotionally(breakups are worse after you have had sex
6. they dont want a husband who only married them because they are good in bed (because when you're older and have a baby, get sick, get in a car accident, or just become of old age, and cant have sex anymore, or as much, youre husband will leave you if thats the only reason he married you, or the main reason)
<big/>7. THEY ARE SMART :
you may give up your virginity because...
1. you feel you are ready
2. you think you are in love
3. you're drunk
4. youre high
5. you are pressured
6. it feels good
7. you want to be like youre friends.
Rachel is still a virgin, she's saving herself for marriage.
Sarah hasnt has sex yet, shes a virgin.
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A person who has not had sex yet and is waiting until marriage because they are high class, respectable, and rich.
We're staying virgins until we get married because no one wants to marry the sloppy seconds of dozens of other men.
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1. someone who hasn't engaged in sexual activity, for either religious purposes or just because they haven't been done yet.
2. a person who has only seen the movie, Rocky Horror Picture Show on the telly and never live on stage in a theater. they're especially called that if they say their huge fans when they've never dressed up for it and seen a show a day in their life.
1.
tim: oi, mike! did anthony finally shag his girlfriend?
mike: ha, no, he's still a bloody virgin...
2.
pam: it's annoying how my little sister blithers on about Rocky Horror all the time to her friends; they don't even know what she's talking about...damn virgins...it's only 'cos my mum won't let her see the show with me.
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