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Mescalysergic Visions

when you take acid and mescaline and trip like a grandad with a bad hip trying to take on a large set of stairs

dude i'm tripping my face off oh god an octopus i guess this is what you call mescalysergic visions huh

by Swenson Bevel September 28, 2008

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White Vision

while getting a blowjob, you pull out, and cum on her eyes, when she opens them, she will get white vision

OMG he gave me white vision last night, I couldn't see anything through it

by Flip in Toledo May 1, 2009

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Laser Vision

A term to describe unparalleled focus and a super human ability. Used improperly in the workplace by individuals who desire to sound smart and appear to have a large vocabulary. It is vapid, and when used as a verb, normally provides little to no impact to any conversation. However, Superman could use his "Laser Vision" to see through things and burn stuff. If he worked in an office there would definitely be "Laser Vision."

Joe: "Man it has been a long day. I can't seem to keep up with all of this work and still focus on keeping everyone happy in the front office. I wish I had the "laser Vision" that Jackie has. She is like a super hero who can see what people want and talk her way out of anything.

Sean: "Yeah, I agree", "She definitely uses that "Laser Vision" to target and kiss the right buts around here."

by office slang guru March 6, 2018

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Horror Vision

An affliction popularized by horror movies that limits a character's vision to the contents of the frame only, a fraction of the 160 degree field of vision an ordinary person would experience.

In addition, the character may take long pauses before changing the direction of their stare as a way to build suspense (see: cop-out).

The opposite of Horror Vision is the 360 Degree Continuous Head Swivel. Because of its high utility and adherence to common sense, you don't see it in many horror flicks.

by DTraj June 14, 2010

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tunnel vision

(in terms of introspection): to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.

depression and drug addiction are hard to treat in part because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection and think that there is no way out, so much so that they are even afraid to go and ask for appropriate help.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

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Tunnel vision

"Tunnel vision" is when a World of Warcraft player stick on one target in arena and doesn't switch at all. Kind of walking straight down a tunnel.

Lol, that guy tunnel visioned through the whole game, what a noob.

by gigin15 June 14, 2009

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stripper vision

A decidedly unique variation on "beer goggles" which involves a 2+ night binge on "gentlemen's clubs", wherein the subject experiences a distinct subconscious modification which entails that almost any person of the female persuasion resembles a dancer that the subject saw at a strip club.

"Hey, that's Angel over there at the 7 Eleven!!! No man, you just have stripper vision."

by John M. Anderson April 4, 2006

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