volcano blaster

when a guy ejaculates after a long period of celebacy

Guy 1: "Hey I just jerked it for the first time in months."

Guy 2: "Eeeeww. dude dont tell me about your volcano blaster..."

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Tony: "Dude I Adam just volcano blasted all over Marian."

Connor: "Yeah, he's been in a dry spell for a while now. Hey wait, why do you know that?"

Tony: "I was watching..."

sex volcano

1. sex in a volcano while drinking vinegar
2. a new kind of glory hole, but in a volcano
3. pouring vinegar and baking soda into any orifice and seeing what happens
4. pouring molten lava into any orifice and seeing what happens

1. Hey babe, let’s go have some sex volcano. It’ll be HOT🥵

2. I don’t know what happened to my dick last night, but it was probably the sex volcano.

3. He tried the sex volcano on me last night, and now my vagina is tingly.

4. Steve just fucking died because he tried the sex volcano with Stacy last night.

volcano's conduit

The main pipe or vent down the middle of a volcano where it erupts

Teacher: as you can see when the volcano erupts the lava comes through the volcano's conduit

Volcano Roll

Coating your penis in hot sauce and subsequently performing anal sex on a woman

Biff gave Muffy the old volcano roll after he discovered she was sleeping with his brother.

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Human Volcano

While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.

Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.

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Pakistani Volcano

A very sick sex act that consists of a girl laying down on the floor, followed by a guy taking in a shit in her mouth. After hes done, he jumps on her stomach and the shit comes flying out of her mouth like a volcano

Jim- Dude, that girl i met at the bar last night wanted me to give her the Pakistani Volcano!

Tom- Grosssss!

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Flaming Volcano

shaming technique When you pour a bag of pop rocks in a girl's cooch. When mixed just right, makes a foaming froth and burns like hell.

Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).

guy1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.

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