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The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.
I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.
The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.
Dude that was a vomit Vortex
The residual cereal chunks in your bowl that are dumped into the sink. When sink is not rinsed out, these chunks mixed with milk resemble vomit when left idle.
"The least you could do is rinse your cereal vomit down the drain"
The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
The act of vomitting on a vagina while eating it out and continuing to eat out said vagina.
Guy: may I give you a vomit taco?
Girl: what's that?
Guy: I vomit on your snatch and eat you out.
Girl: oh absolutely!
What Hunter Biden's paintings look like, according to Greg Gutfeld.
I agree, the said paintings do look like hobo vomit.
When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.
I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!