1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.
2. Any epicurean abomination.
You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.
Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?
To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.
We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.
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A player who will act like he loves you and you're the only one in the world for him, but then get bored of you after you fall in love with him. He will leave and go right on to the next girl who will join the relationship and unexpectedly ruin her life. He will leave her crying and alone, and then be laughing about it behind her back. He is EVIL. DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH THIS NAME. Player
Drew Wadding is a *BLEEP* little *BLEEP* who deserves to *BLEEP* in a *BLEEP*. Player
A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.
Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed
Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!
a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.
"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."
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Same as calling someone a jackass. But people wonโt here the ass. So you get away with out the curse. Yet itโs worse than a jackass. Mostly because of the hidden inside joke. Very small amount of people know this meaning.
I canโt beliebe this jack wad took up two parking spots.
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