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When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer
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A Phenomenon that occurs to people who upon entering Wisconsin territory, become pissy, moody, territorial, defensive, cocky, and use a new array of vocabulary because they have recently kissed a Wisconsinite and liked it. Europeans have natural immunity.
Zentner: Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go take a PISS.
Tom: Woah woah Zentner whats with this harsh language? You've never said words like that before.
Mario: Didn't you know? He went to Wisconsin and kissed Olga.
Justin: Its the Wisconsin Effect in action.
Zentner: What?!?! Tom, Imma gonna hitchu in da head.
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Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.
After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!
When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.
My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.
sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol
1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober
1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
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When 2 people share a 500 gram piece of Mozzarella cheese sticks.
I took Leah to the back of the warehouse for a Wisconsin honeymoon
A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.
Fuck living in almond wisconsin