Rural Dictionary

Wow

chips that contain o'lean, a fat substitute which causes anal leakage

I just ate some wow chips and I feel a little funky

by floof April 23, 2005

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wow

The reason old people don't get computers. No one wants to forget to take their meds.

Dead seniors lying around a laptop with WoW on. What else is new?

by Teh N00B PwNr February 27, 2009

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Etymology: ACRONYM = World of warcraft.

Definition: WoW means anything that consumes your entire life, becomes a ritual compulsion, that you obsess over daily, that you dream about, that your brain has become hardwired to, and can sometimes make you neglectful of all other pastimes, responsibilities, and activities.

Note: Also makes a clever emoticon when spelled exactly WoW.

Lord of the rings took 3 decades to complete and with all the subsequently released literature it becomes clear to see that Middle Earth was J.R.R. Tolkiens WoW.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2009

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WoW

note: *WoW*, not wow or wow.
WoW is a health video shown to middle schoolers where a woman (normally fat and old) holds up sock puppets explaining birth and sex. It is probably one of the scariest things you'll ever see.
WoW stands for *Wonders of Wonders*

(paralyzed kid being wheeled away by the ambulance)
Person A: Dude what happened to her?
Person B: She just came out of the WoW assembly...

by mcappleyx3 March 31, 2010

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