A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.
Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n
To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.
We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.
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1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.
2. Any epicurean abomination.
You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.
Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?
A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.
Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed
Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!
a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.
"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."
When a person has a attitude or is in a bad mood
Kate currently has her pantys in a wad
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