Any large four door car/van that can hold 5 or more grown adults, Often used for transportation and a mobile place to sleep and/or have sex
Person 1:”Did you see that van roll by with like nine people in it?”
Person 2:”That my friend is a pimp wagon
Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
When your girlfriend nags you for an extended period of time.
She nagged me so long I felt like I was on the naggin' wagon.
for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.
holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.
Wagon day is an international holiday celebrated on September 30th, 2037. This international holiday was created by our beloved Eret.
"Hey! Who made Wagon Day?"
"Oh that was Eret!"
An asian import passenger mover usually a toyota wish or isis that can comfortably fit 6 Samoans giving it the nickname "Samoan side loader" or "Tongan Taxi" due to it's rear sliding door
This poli wagon is holding up traffic going 60 in a 100 zone cmmon man
A suspicious vehicle suitable for kidnapping and transporting victims.
Stick together kids! That old white van sure looks like a grabbin wagon.