wait wh

Wait what except the meme version. Similar to I forgor or I rember.

Humanoid 1: *something unexpected*
Humanoid 2: wait wh

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lady in waiting

when a guy who is not single is sexually attracted to a female friend, he starts to chat her up more. That way, when his relationship ends, he has another girl waiting for him. Therefore, the lady is in waiting.

Jen and I are going to break up soon, so I'm going to text Cindy. Maybe if we talk enough, she'll want me, and then when Jen dumps me I'll bone Cindy! I love having a lady in waiting.

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Wait what

What pops out when someone accidentally confesses things to you involuntarily due to your gypsy carney curse

Dave Grohl, MetaJennys incubus finally materials in her living room with A neceomancied Kurt contain after having quantum jumped to an alternate multiverse / 498 , ..." What ... Wait what?""you're here too"?they all scream in perfect synchrony as eminem sees wiz Khalifa and approx 74 other battlerappers naked together in a hot tub with one ogled chick.

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i-waiting

2- People that wait in line for new Apple technology.

2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&T and are still waiting for delivery.

I have been i-waiting for my new 3G phone for over a week now.

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just wait

the nice way of saying to hold for just a moment

"Just wait please, I will be with you shortly"

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Wait... what?

A phrase used when something isn't right.

Guy: 1 + 1 is 41023012
Guy 2: Wait... what?

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stall waiting

The near certainty that if you don't stand right outside the only stall in the bathroom, waiting for its occupant to finish, someone will slip in ahead of you once it's vacated. This is exacerbated by the equal certainty that your date will conclude you've slipped out the back door of the restaurant if you don't return to the table immediately and explain what's happening. It's a good reason to take a cell phone to the bathroom.

So this guy is taking forever to leave the stall, two other people are lined up outside the men's room, and my date calls my cell phone to say she's sure I have commitment issues. I tell her I'm on stall waiting, and I'll be back just as soon as possible.

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