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Usually a high schooler. They can be spotted sporting cheap knock-off Hot Topic "corsets" or nylon pants with chains all over them and attempting to appear as "tortured artists." You'll recognize them by their "ICP" and "Linkin Park" shirts.
True goth fashion is costly, tedious, and usually takes a beautiful person to pull it off. See that fatty? She's Wal*Mart goth.
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1. When one is at Wal-Mart or any other large store and they see someone they don't like/ don't want to talk to and spend the rest of the time trying to avoid that person. One becomes paranoid and worries that the person will stalk them down and talk to them.
"Oh my gosh, Marcus, it's Kaci. We have to hide now! and there's Brittany! and Marci! Quick, turn left before they see us!"
"I'm so Wal-Mart paranoid right now... I'm afraid she's going to pop around the corner and try to start a conversation!"
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A cheap knock-off of a name brand item, usually an item of poor quality. Though Wal-Mart is usually the origin of said item, a Wal-Mart special can come from any store.
1.) Jimmy wanted an iPod for Christmas, but his mom got him the Wal-Mart Special and it's already broke!
2.) Patrick: "Hey guys, check out the new rims on my car!"
Michael: "Wow, are those made of plastic? You must have cheaped out and got the Wal-Mart Special!"
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A quick and often expedited trip to Wal-Mart. Usually made in order to avoid any number of your "undesirables" including but not limited to: Exes, relatives, tweakers et cetera.
Man, I gotta make a Wal-Mart quickie, don't wanna see my exe Chanelle, that bitch is a Wal-Mart whore!
This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.
"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."
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Found primarily in the Northern Middle West section of the United States, a highly skilled, extremely reliable species formerly known as a "lathe operator" or "foundry worker". Typically known to have paid taxes, served in the armed forces, engaged in longstanding monogmous relationships with a female of the same species. Usually producing a "family" of four children that "lathe operator" proudly sent off to college that he mostly paid for. Formerly earned $30/hr. at Ford Motor Company. Metamorphosis into "Wal-Mart Worker" seems to occur upon the onset of middle-age when "lathe operator" and "foundy workers" travel to Mexico for several weeks and engage in apparent transfer of skills and expertise to native Mexican species. Metamorphosized "Wal-Mart worker" emerges from habitat after several months after he returns from Mexico during a period of dormancy called "unemployment". Species is usually found in a red vest showing teeth at other North American species and saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart". Species appears to be less vigorous in metamorphosized state.
Dad's doing OK, even though he's pretty depressed now that he can't do his trade the way he used to; he's become a Wal*Mart worker.
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A deity lower income individuals pray to when wanting to bring good fortune into their lives.
The neighborhood Wal-Mart is the sanctuary. The congregation is the local inbred.
Oh Wal-Mart God,
Please bring your smiley face to the electronics section to lower the price on the 32 inch plasma television. And yea, allow me to buy the Remington 870 with the ammo today. Dear Lord, I had to take a rain check on the Dale Jr. beach towel. Please speed the trucks to my location so I can have that before the Watkins Glen race. Cigarettes are not on sale for name brand and I pray that you see it in your heart to forgive Phillip-Morris for raising prices. I ask that you help me find my Tweedy Bird slipper I lost chasing Rickey Dale Jr. through the parking lot where I left his dirty diaper for someone else to clean up. Finally I would like to thank you for allowing me to spank my kids in the toy section with no penalty from the local authorities.
In Sam’s name we pray,
Amen
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