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a word used when trying to explain your whereabouts to your parents
"Where are you Kevin?"
"Uh. wank. zlurp. kweep. roger's house. WAAAANK!"
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A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
the act of masturbation to over come the ill effects of hangover.
wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!
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this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
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After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank