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The least consistent rapper alive! Dude has great lyrics like, " I have no brain I am retarded!" "I'm so high I could eat a star!" "This is lil weezy, they cannot see me, they are like stevie!" Great stuff right? Dude is only sellin well cause people like someone that has the lyrical flow of a rock. Papoose would murder him.
"Yo LIL WAYNE IS SO GOOD MAD PROPS YO!!"-seven year old prebuisant boy
"His lyrics suck, he's slow, he has no flow and I hate his voice."-me
"YO YOU JUST A HATER!! STOP HATING YOU HATING HATER!!"-SEven year old
"Great having an intelligent conversation with you, peace."-me
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AKA Weezy Fuckin Baby, and I mean that in a verbal way.
An overrated, most mainstream piece of shit that ever picked up a mic. A man who relies on stupid metaphors and the same shit in everysong such as hoes, bitches, money, cars, and other rich shit. Someone who actually thinks hes hood and lives hip hop, but is only brainwashing every other wayne dick rider. His freestyles are shit and when he did a live freestyle on rap city, it took him 5 min to come up with a metaphor and says words that dont make sense. Made 4 albums and didnt get one of them published. Has beef with Gillie Da Kid who exposed the son of a bitch perfectly. Would get shot and killed if he ever started beef with 50 cent. Thinks he is so good but actually cant rap for shit. Calls himself the best rapper alive, but J. Holiday has better rhymes and can easily get destroyed by Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Nas and even old school rappers.
Me: Lil Wayne fuckin sucks, tha carter 3 is gonna be whack.
Wayne Dick Rider: wtf are you talking about? Wayne is the sickest and the greatest rapper alive!
Me: If you call dumb metaphors and retarded punchlines hip hop then you are fucked in the head.
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The sexiest kid alive. He has really soft skin and a nice nose.
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A great band with great songs. Very underated by the general populace because people are too busy listening to hip hop.
Person listening to hip hop: Yo i neva heard of no fountains of wayne.
Person with good musical taste: That's cause your a moron
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a rapper that can't rap without first smoking. needs to get his head on straight and be a man and take care of his daughter.
Bob: did you see Lil Wayne on BET last night?
Charles: Yes! What a fag.
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When receiving manual stimulation and chewing tabacco spit is used for lubrication.
The other day I hooked up with that girl from the trailer park and she gave me The John Wayne.
She may not have had teeth but her John Wayne skills were on point.
That guy said to be dirty so I introduce to The John Wayne.
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an rapper who can't sing to save his life and wheezes constantly. his lyrics make no sense and all of his songs are dedicated to his 3 favorite things in the world- pussy, money and weed. regardless, teenagers love his music and treat him like a hero.
lil wayne: "Roll like sushi, im tryin to dip my celery
up in her blue cheese..." *my ears bleed out and I am unable to hear what's left of this terrible "song", THANK GOD!*
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