Arlington Formal Wear

The main dress for male residents in the D.C. Suburb of Arlington VA. It doesn't matter if it is a casual or formal, because this look will be used year round for all occasions. It always includes the following three items. A clearance item from Brooks Brothers bright colors polo shirt collection. A pair of khakis, either pants or shorts. Finally, you must have brown leather flip flops. This look was brought up in the YouTube video Arlington Rap. This song is an anthem for the residents of this area.

Trevor was rocking his Arlington formal wear when I saw him earlier. He must have had something important going on tonight.

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Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

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Maxwell Wearing

A nice kind man with girls surrounding him everywhere. Got 69420 girls in their basement. They eat chicken nuggets for breakfast and dinner. Chew on rulers sometimes but is super attractive around girls and noticing. Sporty and courageous and is intelligent and fast. Sometimes they make mistakes but always makes it up in the end by getting the girl. Has sexy teeth and a stunning smile with pulling all the moves on the girls with a wink. Hooks people up on a bathroom date all day

Maxwell Wearing is hot

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Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

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wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.

Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.

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wu-wear

The typically oversized and fake wu-tang apparel, worn by the dregs of society eg. Wiggers, White trash, Boguns.

Dude, check out those guys in wu-wear, lucky I don't have my wallet with me..

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wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.

Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."

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