Rural Dictionary

weed

weed is marijuana, DUH. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above. And for all those stupid idits who dont know what weed is, then their stupid!

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed haha

by BC Girl March 26, 2008

35👍 24👎

weed

Weed (marijuana, pot, dope, green, bud, reefer, etc...) is the bud of the female Cannabis Sativa and Cannabis Indica plants. It is smoked for medicinal and recreational purposes. Unlike alcohol, which causes thousands of fatal accidents per day, as said before, weed has never been directly attributed to any deaths resulting from the consumption of it. Most people who choose to use it know its health risks, and feel that the enlightenment that it brings is much more rewarding than not using it.

A new device called a vaporizer can now be used to consume only THC (Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol), the main psychoactive chemical found in marijuana. Rather than burning the weed, vaporizers heat it up to a certain point, where only the THC is released, thus eliminating all health risks. The only problem is that they are very expensive.

Written account of its use dates back to 28 B.C in Chinese records, according to the book "Buzzed: The Straight Facts About the Most Used and Abused Drugs from Alcohol to Ecstasy." However, the book's authors point out that the plant was likely used long before then. They recount the discovery of a nearly 3,000-year-old Egyptian mummy containing traces of THC.

Cannabis sativa is believed to be a native plant of India, where it possibly originated in a region just north of the Himalayan Mountains. It is an herbaceous annual that can grow to a height of between 13 and 18 feet (4 to 5.4 meters). The plant has flowers that bloom from late-summer to mid-fall. Cannabis plants usually have one of two types of flowers, male or female, and some plants have both. Male flowers grow in elongated clusters along the leaves and turn yellow and die after blossoming. Female flowers grow in spike-like clusters and remain dark green for a month after blossoming, until the seed ripens. Hashish, which is more powerful than marijuana, is made from the resin of the cannabis flowers.

The seeds and stems of the plant can be used to make clothing, paper and many more. This is called hemp.

Hey man, let's smoke some weed.

by Smokey McWeed January 25, 2006

21👍 13👎

weed

An herbal essence

FYI, Did You Know?
In Canada, it's mandatory for everyone between the ages of 13 and death to light up at least 1/4 Oz a week. There is also a minimum of 2 papers per joint (equivalent of 1 Philly Wrap). It is recommended that you carry extra weed as the RCMP (Royal Canadian Marijuana Pinchers) are known to confiscate your weekly supply. Every Sunday, which is the day Canadians pray to the Holy Plant, Urine Samples must be given to determine the amount of THC in your body. If your THC level falls below 0.58 your Daily Prostitute privileges are taken away and are forced to wear a sign that reads, " I'M A FUKKIN LOSERRRRRRRRRRR"

Person 1: Ey man how much weed you smoke this week?
Person 2: None at alll man i been sik with pneumonia
Person 1: Hello, 911!?!!Come quick there's a pussy on the
loose!!!!
911: Huh??..o shit thats rite, ummmm.. call back in like 5 min ok buddy...yoooo, relaxx Lieutenant!! stop bein such a roach killer..{Click}

by drizzo613 June 27, 2006

138👍 118👎

WEED

When a snipe dog-go wants to smoke something and smokes a thrifty item called WEED

Me: hey, snipe dog-go?
snipe dog-go: sup.
Me: can you stop smoking weed? It can kill u
snipe dog-go: Nah it’s perfect for me
Me: *dies of inhaling to much of the smoke*

by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk February 2, 2019