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A really fun "drug" that cant exactly hurt you (unless you do it everyday) and for people who say it will give you cancer and shit... guess what... cancer takes YEARS and YEARS to develop. Plus the people who say its for losers with no life and people do it to look cool.. well to me they are complete dumasses that need to look at life and be like theres a lot of fun things i can do... weed being one of them... also for the people who say people like me will go braindead i have a A B average and probably the reason why you say that is because youv'e NEVER tryed it so you'd NEVER know how fun it is

Guy1: Hey i just got some weed wanna go smoke a bowl?
Guy2: Your a dumass you'll die if you smoke that!
Guy1: (PUNCHES GUY2 IN THE FACE)
Guy1: Well your bleeding pretty badly from that punch.. ya know you could die from that too!

by Poppa Loppie May 26, 2007

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Weed

Noun.

Technical
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A tall annual dioecious plant (Cannabis sativa), native to central Asia and having alternate, palmately divided leaves and tough bast fibers.

Any of several mildly euphoriant, intoxicating hallucinogenic drugs, such as ganja, hashish, or marijuana, prepared from various parts of this plant.
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A type of "weed", that is good for you contrary to belief. But like anything else, anything excedding normal moderation can be bad.

Connor - "Yo man let's go smoke some weed".

Bobby - "All right I need to get stoned".

by FSfaSFAvaVvdeve April 14, 2009

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weed

Slang for marijuana. Weed is most often smoked as an illegal drug all over the world.

That man was arrested for smoking weed.

by Ainolketta March 10, 2005

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weed

a plant that relieves your problems temporarily, therefore you smoke some more, maybe drink too, and you're fine for the day. even better than Kool Aid.

Dude 1-"dude i think my girlfriend is pregnant"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"

by asswipe chris March 4, 2011

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weed

The buds of marijuan(weed)(reefaZ)(street weed)

Frontin'? Nigga twist up a fat cone and/or coner.

by cones December 4, 2002

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Weed

People say a dog is man's best friend, i say weed is, weed is awsome!!!

hey man, wanna come over and smoke some weed before the track meet, would be fun to run the 100 stoned :p

by Joel ..................... June 7, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weed

One of the best things this world has ever given to us, besides shrooms, it comes from a plant that grows just about anywhere. Usually, its rolled up and smoked in a joint or a blunt, you can also smoke out of a pipe, bong, hookahs, or vaporizers.
You can also use household items to make things to smoke from such as a gravity bong, which you make out of a bowl of water, a pop bottle and some foil, or you can smoke it out of a can.

Smoke
Dro
Ganja
Purple
Herb
Grass
Mary Jane
Weeds
Dope
Dank
Chronic
Bud
Trees

by Sunshine. November 4, 2007

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