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SMD Mode
Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.
This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."
This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."
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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
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1:/A misdirection of thought or action to distract or mislead a person or animal in to thinking one thing but realizing it is some thing else. Some times it is used in a small form known as getting/or being "sent".
2:/The perception being manipulated to reveal the initial thought was false and upon finding out the truth fully finalizes being "sent".
3:/ A "sent mode" is the time in which the mind or perception is not fully aware or conscious of the misunderstanding of actuality.
4:/ The confusion of assuming things are the truth from the initial thought.
I say that green paper and thought it was money, it "sent" the fuck outa me.
Look he don't know i took out the most important piece, I'm sending this dude to the moon!"
I was going to get some thing from up stairs and forgot ended up sending my self.
Ima put this girl in sent mode. watch...
I sentmoded all those people yelling out "money!" and they all proceeded to look around for it.
Beginner phrases for creating a sent mode
"your pocket is untied" -sentmode
"look at the bald guy with an afro."-sentmode
"pointing at the ground telling some one they stepped in some thing" (thats not there)
-Sent mode is another form of N.L.P.
doing something insanely easily.
I so pwning these ghey n00bz, this is liek total ez-mode.
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When an unfit parent try's to apologize for their child's lack of discipline.
I know we we supposed to go out tonight, but my daughter is on meltdown mode, and I have to stay home.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.
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1. Tight with money, refusing to spend.
2. State of hoarding money like a fiend.
Hey, wanna go out tonight? -Can't, I'm in Jew Mode, wanna pay for me?
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Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.
Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"
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When a male goes to a social gathering (such as a bar or club) and tries to chat up every female at said gathering.
A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.
Friend 1 @ a club: "Alright mate, where you been for the last hour?"
Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."
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