Idiot ; One who makes a mistake that should have been checked twice; Doing something so stupid, you must be in doe mode! Credit to : Steve Anderson LI, NY
You called for approval on a job for $1, Carrie you are a doe mode!
When you are quiet, not talking
I asked her a question, then she went into silent mode and I never got the answer
doing something insanely easily.
I so pwning these ghey n00bz, this is liek total ez-mode.
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When an unfit parent try's to apologize for their child's lack of discipline.
I know we we supposed to go out tonight, but my daughter is on meltdown mode, and I have to stay home.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.
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1. Tight with money, refusing to spend.
2. State of hoarding money like a fiend.
Hey, wanna go out tonight? -Can't, I'm in Jew Mode, wanna pay for me?
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Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.
Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"
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When a male goes to a social gathering (such as a bar or club) and tries to chat up every female at said gathering.
A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.
Friend 1 @ a club: "Alright mate, where you been for the last hour?"
Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."
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