Grandma Moses

A driver who drives really slow in front of you. Referring that he or she drives like an old person

Hey you should pass that car in front of you she's driving like a grandma Moses

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Anti-Moses

Nothings wrong, but its just not right.

Im not mad at you or anything, i've just been anti-moses lately

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Metamorph Moses

a person that tends to not fit in, so they try doing something that has already been done, only to be told their action has already been done

basically, they bite off other people

that guy made a movie about gay cowgirls
what a Metamorph Moses

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moses

An extraordinary woman who prides herself in her dick-taking abilities in many ways. She is turned on by having sexual intercourse in the most grimy places such as dumpsters and sewers. She is only capable of one position, which is on bottom, otherwise she will kill her sexual partner with her weight. When having intercourse with her one will find that she makes the most extravagant sex noises, her most notorious being similar to a seal barking. She lurks in the back of bars and clubs picking out her drunk prey to take advantage of.

I saw a a moses today, then i threw up and gauged my eyes out

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Moses rape

the opposite of jesus rape only with moses.

if someone is jesus raping you and your jewish you can moses rape them just for kicks.

"stop jesus raping me or ill moses rape you!"

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Menstrual Moses

The art of fornicating with a female during her period. also referred to as parting the red sea, geting your red-wings, or canoeing in a blood ocean.

Friend: Hey alex, what are you up to tonight?

Alex: Im exercising my religion, im acting as menstrual moses in my bedroom play with nicole tonight.

Friend: Damn homie, make sure you wear a condom

Alex: Christianity does not permit the use of condoms, im skinny dipping tonight!

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Hot moses

A guy and a girl in a steam room are about to have sex with the girl on her period. The guy lights the girl's bush on fire, parts the red sea and comes back "down the mountain" with blood clots all over him.

I parted the read sea and did a hot moses with Mary last night!

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