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A viral ad campaign launched by Nike. In the ad, they claim that Leroy Smith led to Michael Jordan's success. They then have a promo for a fake instructional video line. The initial ads will make no reference to Nike. Later on, the campaign's link to Nike will be revealed.
Leroy Smith: The Man Who Motivated Michael Jordan
The "dumbest girl you will ever meet" in the movie Mean Girls. She is a plastic and has espn. Her breasts can tell if it's raining. She can't spell "orange" she makes out with her second cousin, she asked Cady Heron "If you're from Africa then why are you white?"
"This is Karen Smith. It's 68 degrees and there's a 30% chance it's already raining!"
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The guy who likes to talk about The Political And Economic State Of The World right now.
Jaden Smith is pretty cool
Gus: damn bro this fried chicken lowkey hittin rn
Jaden Smith: Can we just talk about The Political And Economic State Of The World right now? I don't have time for frivolities like indulging in fried poultry.
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Matt Smith is the incredibly hot and talented actor who portrays the 11th incarnation of the Doctor in the long running sci-fi series Doctor Who.
Matt is the kindest, hottest, friendliest, funniest and most talented person to ever walk the earth.
Matt's fans call him the 'Hipster King' because of his amazing hipster style and fashion sense. Matt could wear anything and still look absolutely stunning.
Matt Smith is a very talented footballer but he had to stop playing football because of a back injury. So instead he became a very very talented actor and will go very far in his life.
Person 1: "Who's that on your tv?"
Person 2: "Matt Smith. He's an amazing actor."
Person 1: "Oh yes, he looks it. Look at him, he's gorgeous!"
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The sexiest, most amazing commander ever. Hot as hell. He is in charge of the scouting legion but is unable to fight due to his arm being bitten off by a titan. His face appears to change often due to the art style. Erwin Smith is in a secret relationship with Levi Ackerman (who is from the same series.) He is tall, blonde and has blue eyes (seemingly German) he's a stoic piece of shit but is a great addition to the anime.
"Who's the sexiest commander of all?"
"Erwin Smith"
"Who anal fucks Levi Ackerman?"
"Erwin Smith"
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Most famous for being the 11th and youngest doctor of a BBC programme Doctor Who. Some say he's the best doctor yet (which I sort of have to agree with)
'Whos matt smith?'
'The doctor'
'The doctor Who?'
'Exactly'
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an amazing person, and an amazing singer/songwriter
RIP
The King's crossing was the main attraction
Dominoes falling in a chain reaction
The scraping subject ruled by fear told me
Whiskey works better than beer
The judge is on vinyl, decisions aren't final
And nobody gets a reprieve
And every wave is tidal
If you hang around you're going to get wet
I can't prepare for death any more than I already have
All you can do now is watch the shells
The game looks easy, that's why it sells
Frustrated fireworks inside your head
Are going to stand and deliver dark instead
The method acting that pays my bills
Keeps the fat man feeding in Beverly Hills
I got a heavy metal mouth, it hurls obscenity
And I get my check from the trash treasury
Because I took my own insides out
It don't matter cause I have no sex life
And all I wanna do now is inject my ex wife
I've seen the movie
And I know what happens
It's Christmas time
And the needle's on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word
Open your parachute and grab your gun
Float down like an omen, a setting sun
Read the part and return at five
It's a hell of a role if you can keep it alive
But I don't care if I fuck up
I'm going on a date
With a rich white lady
Ain't life great?
Gi'me one good reason not to do it
(Because We love you)
So do it.
This is the place where time reverses
And dead men talk to all the pretty nurses
Instruments shine on a silver tray
Don't let me get carried away
by, Elliott Smith
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