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Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.
origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).
A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"
B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."
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What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.
Windows 9, just proving that Microsoft can't count.
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gin·ger win·dow {jin-jer win-doh}
n.
1. Slang for the anus. The term originated from a seasonal Gingerbread House Kit sold by Trader Joe's Grocery Stores. The house has a puckered circular window above the front door that looks unmistakenly like a "butthole" or anus.
"Her pants were creeping down so far I could totally see her ginger window!"
or
"Oh baby, when I get home you better be ready 'cause I'm totally gonna poke you in the Ginger Window!"
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Microsoft's Windows 7 with the infamous "Metro UI" added.
The correct name is with the singular form of "window", because Metro only has one window.
See: Useless
Windows 1. 1985: Multitasking, windows. Close/minimize/maximize buttons.
Windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows.
Windows XP 2001: Pretty blue windows.
Windows Vista 2007: Transparent windows, flip-3d.
Window 8 metro 2012: No separate windows or any form of multitasking, no close button, no resizing. Can only do one thing at a time.
The logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. The longer you use windows, the slower it gets. Windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.
Windows XP has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly
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