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a woman who is observant, opinionated, and brave enough to use force to help others when needed. Sometimes people who need help are skilled at evading support- fortunately their efforts to resist help are no match for the Good Witch. The Good Witch is the smartest person in any room. She is stunning, witty, and her linguistic skills are unmatched. She is generous but she’d rather keep that under wraps. If the planet were on the brink of extinction she’d save the day or die trying. If she did in fact die trying she’d find a way for her remains to return and haunt the souls of those who cause pain to others. She is a lady in the streets; she knows how to sew, bake, play music, or create something of value. She is also a refined hostess. Everyone has faults: The Good Witch can be critical when others are mediocre or subpar in areas of importance to her. She is usually accurate in her criticisms, and this trait is easily forgiven by those who sense or have direct knowledge of her powers for the greater good. The Good Witch will take time out of her busy schedule to help you remember who you are and bring you back from the darkest of times. She is mysterious, persistent, loving, and clever. Her daughters are in grave danger.
Person 1: That woman has been busy! This week alone she hosted an event, completed four crossword puzzles, made a new recipe, and helped a friend feel better.
Person 2: Yeah. She's a good witch.
What 9 year olds with dirty minds say around their parents when they want to say son of a bitch.
Why you son of a witch!
Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
An explosive, messy bowel movement occurring when you are exceptionally intoxicated on drugs or alcohol. Often occurs suddenly and does not require consciousness.
Tom realized the wicked witch was coming too late to find a proper toilet.
Sally walked in her bathroom and suddenly realized the wicked witch had visited it the night before.
See also Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wicked Witch of the East
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A collective group of the dumbest ass people u will ever know accusing bullshit left and right. This is a time where logic is bent over a table and brutally raped and common sense has not yet been invented
Salem witch trials/ the book the crucible
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An iPhone or other wireless hand-held device whose powers one might once have attributed to sorcery.
"Can you use your Witch Box to find the name of this band's new album for me? I would do it myself, but I'm worried I might hit the wrong key and upset the tiny homunculus living inside of it."
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a type of cake made to tell if a person is a witch. Made by taking the urine of a suspected witch and mixing it with some sort of wheat... baking it and feeding it to a dog. The dog is then observed to see if he has the same symptoms of the suspected witch. Mainly used in Salem Village in the 1600s to test people being accused of witchcraft. Originated in england.
George: Man i just broke up with her... I think she's totally a witch.
Random Guy: DUDE!!! get her piss we can make a witch cake!!!
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