worst hour of the year

That hour of the year during which the median noise over any radio path is at a maximum.

Note: This hour is considered to coincide with the hour during which the greatest transmission loss occurs.

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Worst president ever

Joe Biden

The worst president ever is Joey 'sippy cup' Biden. End of quote, repeat the line. Come on maaan!

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worst President ever

A term that both accurately describes Donald J. Trump and strangely falls far short of addressing the severity of his transgressions.

Calling Trump the worst President ever feels like it's not even close to describing just how terrible he was?

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your worst nightmare

for a female: receiving a load the size of a Peter North 8 roper on the face, with a majority of it finding its way into the eye.

Felicia: What did you do last night?
Rachel: Steve came over, it was fine up until the end. I couldn't sleep after, look how bloodshot my eyes are.
Felicia: Wow, that must be your worst nightmare.

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worst friends ever

Friends who are mean to you when you sick.

i feel so sick but i have the worst friends ever who won’t bring me chicken noodle soup.

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worst way to die

Be tortured, starved, frozen, drowned, crushed, burned, embarrassed as much as possible while staying mostly-conscious, and then having your plane crash into an underwater volcano, where tiny fish slowly eat you alive.

Note: for best results, make sure to not die or pass out, until you have watched the vicious animals consume at least 3-5% of your skin.

yo I just figured out the worst way to die; come over tonight and I'll show you!!

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worst day ever syndrome

Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.

"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999

People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.

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