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When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.
Jake: Dude, Kassidy was giving me head and she got Wyoming Whooping Cough, she was coughing for hours
Before partaking in an act of 69, defecate in an old pair of underpants and pull them down to allow your penis to move freely. Then, as you are about to ejaculate, let the excrement flow out of your nappy onto your partner's head, taking care not to let it flow out prior.
Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.
I was parked in the rest stop when, out the back, I saw an adventurous young couple performing 69. They did a Wyoming dump truck at the end; it got everywhere.
When a girl takes dick in the mouth from a Wyoming Cowboy and he proceeds to duct tape her mouth shut after he cum then tickles her until the cum spews out of her nose.
Maria took a Wyoming Cream Pie last night and her nose burns like a Texas Pete hot sauce packet.
While engaged in sex, it is the art of dropping a fat deuce on the sex partners chest that curls up like frozen yogurt. That would make the producer of the turd the yogurt machine.
Oh this is a large poop. It has curled up. You are like a Wyoming yogurt machine.
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A Masterpiece of People-Movement, Crafted and Executed by a particular conductor and homeowner of said underground railroad, with the assistance of the two railroad fire marshalls onboard, on the night of July 8th through the early morning hours of July 9th, 2011 in Wyoming, Ohio. Several trapped persons were able to wait the disaster out, while others found themselves guided to safety against all odds, whether they were guided by a system of flags (posters for safety, crosses for danger), hidden in stealthy vehicles, or suicide missions through the woods. The unprecidented success of this branch of the wyo underground railroad will undoubtably spread throughout the town. All members aboard are remembered for their courage, trust in those around them, and their ability to start a new trend in fighting the system.
"Oh shit, the fuzz is out front, should I open the door?"
"No, you fucking dingleberry, didn't you hear about the Wyoming Underground Railroad? Get these kids downstairs, we're gonna be here for a while"
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When the man takes his dick and puts it in the girls vagina then the second before ejaculation pulls out and slaps the bitch while he's cumming.
Yo bruh i totally porked my girl then slapped her with my dick giving her a wyoming ham roll
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Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires
Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend
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