Iron your face

The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.

Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"

Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."

Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"

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Break Your Face

What a person does to another in a fight.

Whooping the shit out of somebody.

Destroying someone.

Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.

Don't make me break your face in.

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sex0r your face

To have surprise sex with someone's face.

Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"

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at ease your face

A way of telling somebody to shut up, and to stop running their pie hole.

At ease your face already, you have been going on and on about pointless shit and I just don't care.

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Your Face-Aholic

A person who continually uses the comeback "Your Face" Even at inappropraite moments.

"Our neighbor just died."
"YOUR FACE JUST DIED."

"You have detention"
"Your Face has detention"
"You are such a your face-aholic that Im giving you another detention."
"YOUR FACE"

This comeback can be the best thing ever... if properly used. :

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Ravish your face

term defining a situation in which one partner cums on every crevice of his partner's face.

PS. its extremely rude!!

Let me ravish your face. I swear I'll get you a kleenex.

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Your face's mom

A comeback used as a joke, but only after "your mom", "your face", and "your mom's face" have been used. Made by Claire, Bunny, Shelby, and others.

"You're ugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"Your face is ugly!"
"Your MOM's face is ugly!"
"Psh, your face's mom is uuuugly!"

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