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The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.
Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"
And you reply with them:
Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
July 1st National post your crush day
March 1st
GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT!
ASK HIM/HER OUT GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY
Girl: hey guy will you go out with me?
Guy: yes I will girl!
Ask your crush out day is a national day that is celebrated on November 15th.
“Hey it’s Ask your crush out day”
August 20th = ask your crush out day!
John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?
Emily: Oh yes!