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Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)
That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious
New Zealandic party
She is one lovable person. She’s super tough, but has a motherly side and can be so kind. Will not take shit from anyone. Loves her friends so much. Waits for the perfect boy, hates all immature ones. Loyal, caring and lovable! I love Zealand’s!
Person 1: Is that Zealand bearing up that guy?
Person 2: yes she is defending all women
a huge boy who can not overcome is own weight
That guy over there looks like a real Zealand
The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"